Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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