Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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