Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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