HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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