Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Randomize
