Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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