I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
not ubering you a puppy
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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