My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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