I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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