my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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