Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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