theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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