On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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