Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im holly from the hills drunk
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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