And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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