Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
MIDGETS
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She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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