this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
cat food counts as protein by the way
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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