you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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