In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
