I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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