i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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