I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
