Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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