Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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