They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
