just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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