I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
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We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize