The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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