Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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