i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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