I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize