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There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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