Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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