who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
