im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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