Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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