I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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