You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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