Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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