so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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