Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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