So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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