jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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