What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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