Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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