new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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