that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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