well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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