somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Of course I have a pirate flag
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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