i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
