you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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