I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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