Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize