omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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