it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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