I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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